OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I wish they made helmets for livers.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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