well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
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You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
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I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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