Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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