in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
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I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
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My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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