their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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