I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
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Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
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Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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