I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
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To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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