I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
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then he tried to convert me to islam
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
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I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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