thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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