Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
