he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Don't EVER smell your tampon
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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