I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
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nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
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Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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