Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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