your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
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