is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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