She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
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eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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