Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
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