Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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