He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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