WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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