We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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