Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
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