This girl is more easily done than said...
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
where does the pee come out of this thing
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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