I puked a lego.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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