Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
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