he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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