yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
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