wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
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I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
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I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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