No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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