You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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