i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
you will always have a special place in my vag
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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