Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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