But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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