I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
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my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
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He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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