Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
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Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
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Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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