I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
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my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
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Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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