we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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