what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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