It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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