How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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