New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
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i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
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I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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