Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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