theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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