My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
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She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
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