Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
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just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
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Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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