what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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