i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Who wears a wallet chain?!
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
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so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
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I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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