i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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