we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
bring money and cleavage
i think i scared a bird with my dick
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Randomize
