# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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