we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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