I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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