I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Randomize
