they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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