So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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